Are Any Three People Here?

Texas House of Representatives VIDEO PLAYER COMMITTEE ON JUDICIARY & CIVIL JURISPRUDENCE Judiciary & Civil Jurisprudence

A low-resolution video of a Texas House committee hearing shows officials seated at a wooden dais while a woman in the audience moves toward the front and sits down. The speaker jokingly calls out names that sound like sexual phrases—“cunnilingus,” “I need a dick,” and “holdin’ my dick”—then asks whether any three of those people are present, creating an absurd prank-call-style punchline.

Is there a Connie Lingus here? What about Anita Dickensmey? Or Holden... Holden Midick? Okay. Are any three of those people here?