One Song on Repeat

You fucked 0 bitches this year and last year and the year before that While your crush was getting piped, you had one song on repeat

A short text-based video starts with a bright pink screen boasting that the viewer “fucked 0 bitches this year,” then adds last year and the year before. It ends by revealing that while the viewer’s crush was having sex, the viewer was listening to one song on repeat, making the joke a crude contrast between romantic inactivity and obsessive music listening. The looping music reinforces the punchline by mimicking the viewer’s repetitive, lonely routine.