Fallout character sells endless loot

My fallout character selling his loot to the NCR merchants after soloing the entire Fiend chain of command around New Vegas What you want? Bromo-Dragonfly, heroin, coke, crack, codeine, oxys, PCP, LSD, Dilaudid, mescaline, I got molly, I got her sister Sandra. I got big Frank. I got that morphine from China they took off the market. That s**t there's from Kenya. Did I say crack? Because I got more of that, too. You seem good at your job.

A muscular man in a beanie lists an absurdly extensive inventory of drugs and bizarre contraband to several women, while a Fallout: New Vegas caption frames him as a player selling loot after defeating the Fiends. The joke is the exaggerated, nonstop sales pitch: the character has so much questionable loot that the merchants ultimately compliment his efficiency. The audio is a frantic spoken monologue with occasional beeps or bleeps, making the escalating list and punchline feel like a chaotic video-game inventory dump.

What you want? I got ketamine, meth, MDMA, Adderall, Bromodragonfly, heroin, Coke, crack, codeine, oxys, perks, vikes, PCP, LSD, dilaudid, masculine, mushrooms, bass salts, cortisone, toadal. I got Molly, I got her sister Sandra, I got Big Frank, I got birth control, I got plant B, I got that morphine from China. They took off the market, to make it hard, to make it soft, find it, get it there from Kenya. Supposed to be a scurvy cure and silverback gorillas, but for humans it just makes them violently masturbate. Did I say crack? Because I got more than that too. You just hit crack already. I got some Moby Pro for an aspirin. I got Flintstone gummies if you want. You seem good at your job.