Chief Johnson Banepost Investigation

>God damnit, Johnson. You took it too far this time. That's it, I'm pulling you out of the investigation. >Chief. Give me one more week. I am right about to nail these guys. I am THIS close to catching the Bane-poster. >Son, you've spent so much time with these crooks you don't know where the line is anymore. You made it too personal, you got too close. I'm taking you off the case. >BUT CHIEF! >No buts! You're lucky I don't bust your ass down to City Hall. Then where will you be? >...what if I get the evidence? >And how long will that take? >Two days. That's all I'm asking. >Alright. Against my better judgment, you got two days. But I'm putting my own neck on the line for you. Don't let me down. >I won't.

A Pepe the Frog police officer appears in a 4chan-style text thread about an investigator named Johnson who is obsessed with catching the “Bane-poster.” His chief removes him from the case, but grants him two final days to find evidence. The joke is an absurd parody of a dramatic police procedural, using “Bane-poster” as a pun on an anonymous internet poster and the overly serious investigation as the punchline. EN: A Pepe the Frog police officer appears in a 4chan-style text thread about an investigator named Johnson who is obsessed with catching the “Bane-poster.” His chief removes him from the case, but grants him two final days to find evidence. The joke is an absurd parody of a dramatic police procedural, using “Bane-poster” as a pun on an anonymous internet poster and the overly serious investigation as the punchline.

• @eternalclassic / 96596 2026-11-01