Aella’s Birthday Gangbang Funnel

Aella’s Birthday Gangbang 1,604 Responded to survey 776 Passed auto filter 828 Failed auto filter 197 We didn’t contact 448 Passed manual filter 328 Failed manual filter 251 We contacted 143 Didn’t respond 83 Did Interview 25 Friends 21 We rejected 87 Got invited 31 Didn’t get ticket 56 Got ticket 13 Canceled 43 Did STI tests 1 Didn’t show 42 Showed up 5 Didn’t Bang Aella 37 Penetrated Aella 17 Came in Aella 5 Came in a fluffer 15 Didn’t cum

A Sankey-style flow chart tracks 1,604 survey respondents through the screening and invitation process for Aella’s birthday, ending with a tiny number of sexual outcomes. The joke is the absurdly clinical data visualization of an explicit birthday gangbang, treating intimacy like a recruitment funnel and highlighting how few people reached the final stages. It is used as an absurd, darkly humorous reaction to overanalyzing or statistically documenting something sexual. EN: A Sankey-style flow chart tracks 1,604 survey respondents through the screening and invitation process for Aella’s birthday, ending with a tiny number of sexual outcomes. The joke is the absurdly clinical data visualization of an explicit birthday gangbang, treating intimacy like a recruitment funnel and highlighting how few people reached the final stages. It is used as an absurd, darkly humorous reaction to overanalyzing or statistically documenting something sexual.

• @eternalclassic / 96635 2026-11-02