Expensive Shampoo Balls

Text on the meme

My wife: Did you use my expensive shampoo?! My balls:

What it means

A heavily bearded man in a red plaid shirt stares sternly at the camera. The joke is that the man's testicles supposedly used his wife's expensive shampoo, humorously explaining the exaggeratedly long, white beard. It is sent as an absurd reaction to jokes about unexpected or excessive hair growth.

Objects

bearded man / бородатый мужчина long white hair / длинные белые волосы large white beard / большая белая борода red plaid shirt / красная клетчатая рубашка black shirt / чёрная рубашка serious face / серьёзное лицо furrowed eyebrows / нахмуренные брови vehicle seat / сиденье автомобиля outdoor background / фон на открытом воздухе trees / деревья