No One Wants to Sit Next to Me

Text on the meme

Oh.. I'm sorry! Are u sitting here? THANKS. No one ever wants to sit next to me... 😔 Oh.. Mr.Robinson? he has the weirdest hair.. I'VE NEVER SEEN THAT MAN IN MY LIFE!

What it means

Two white cartoon hamsters sit on a park bench. One initially assumes the other is avoiding them, but they bond by gossiping about Mr. Robinson before the second hamster insists she has never seen him. The joke is about awkward social interaction and pretending not to know someone while casually discussing them.

Speech

Oh, I'm sorry, are you sitting here? Yeah. Oh, don't worry, I'll leave. Thanks. You want me to stay? No. No one ever wants to sit next to you. Me neither. Oh. Okay, thanks. Okay. Yeah, I think we do have the same math class. I think we do. Is he Robinson? Nope. I know, right? He has the weirdest hair. I've never seen that man in my life.

Objects

white cartoon hamster / белый мультяшный хомяк hamster with a bow / хомяк с бантиком wooden bench / деревянная скамейка pink nose / розовый нос black eyes / чёрные глаза white fur / белая шерсть pink-to-purple gradient background / розово-фиолетовый градиентный фон park bench armrest / подлокотник скамейки metal bench legs / металлические ножки скамейки sitting / сидение