Bikini Armor Is More Logical

Please don’t Please do Women in practical full-plate is inaccurate! It's often said that 99% of soldiers in history were male, so we can infer that 99% of steel resources were used on men, leaving only 1% for women. So it is unreasonable for women to have full-plate armor. Women in bikini armor is more reasonable! Therefore, equipping female warriors with bikini armor which only use very little metal is much more logical within the frame of historical reasoning!

A humorous two-panel comparison shows a female warrior in practical full-plate armor under “Please don’t” and the same kind of warrior in revealing bikini armor under “Please do.” The joke sarcastically applies a supposedly logical argument about historical steel resources to justify the absurd fantasy trope that women should wear impractical bikini armor. It is shared as a reaction to criticize sexualized fantasy character designs and selective realism. EN: A humorous two-panel comparison shows a female warrior in practical full-plate armor under “Please don’t” and the same kind of warrior in revealing bikini armor under “Please do.” The joke sarcastically applies a supposedly logical argument about historical steel resources to justify the absurd fantasy trope that women should wear impractical bikini armor. It is shared as a reaction to criticize sexualized fantasy character designs and selective realism.

• @eternalclassic / 96689 2026-11-03