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Picking a Lock With a Condom Wrapper

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WE ARE GOING TO NOT TO DAMAGE THE LITTLE BIT OF ADDED RIGIDITY HOWEVER IF WE LOOK IS PRESS ON THAT BIT OF TENSION ON
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A close-up video demonstrates opening a small metal lock using a cut and folded Trojan condom wrapper as a makeshift lock pick. The narrator calmly explains the process while hands manipulate the wrapper, the lock, and its exposed tailpiece, eventually opening it. The joke comes from the absurdly improvised tool and the unexpectedly serious instructional tone. EN: A close-up video demonstrates opening a small metal lock using a cut and folded Trojan condom wrapper as a makeshift lock pick. The narrator calmly explains the process while hands manipulate the wrapper, the lock, and its exposed tailpiece, eventually opening it. The joke comes from the absurdly improvised tool and the unexpectedly serious instructional tone.

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We are going to try to pick this open using nothing but a condom wrapper. The first thing we'll need to do to prepare this is cut the edge off of the wrapper. Being very careful of course not to damage the condom within. Once we have that cut off, we need to fold it lengthwise to give it a little bit of added rigidity. Okay, just that quickly our lock pick is complete. Now normally we would need two tools to pick a lock, one pick, and one tension device. However, if we look carefully at this, we can see that the tailpiece to the lock is exposed. When I turn the key, you can see that tailpiece moving. So all we need to do to tension this lock is press on that tailpiece with our finger. So let's get to picking. The first thing we'll need to do is insert this pick into the keyway. Then put a little bit of tension on that tail piece and then rock our pick up and down. And just that quickly, we got it open.

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video, 1:26
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720×1280 · 11.0 MiB
Mood
absurd, deadpan
Language
en
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