Morpheus Gift Card Scam

MORPHEUS: They're coming for you, Neo. I can guide you, but you must do exactly as I say. Take the elevator to the lobby and go to the CVS across the street. Purchase 5 Steam gift cards at $200 each. Scratch off the protective coating on the back and tell me the fifteen digit redemption codes. Hurry

Morpheus from The Matrix speaks to Neo on the phone, but instead of giving him important instructions, he tells him to buy expensive Steam gift cards and reveal the redemption codes. The joke parodies gift card scams by presenting a blatantly fraudulent request in the style of a dramatic movie scene, making it useful as a reaction to suspicious instructions or obvious scams. EN: Morpheus from The Matrix speaks to Neo on the phone, but instead of giving him important instructions, he tells him to buy expensive Steam gift cards and reveal the redemption codes. The joke parodies gift card scams by presenting a blatantly fraudulent request in the style of a dramatic movie scene, making it useful as a reaction to suspicious instructions or obvious scams.

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