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I thought getting a vasectomy would give me an edge in dating...I guess I’m wrong. RANT Last year in January, I (33M) got a vasectomy (still happy about it) and I got it for a myriad of reasons like valuing my freedom, stopping abuse that runs in the family & getting rid of the fear of impregnating a woman & other various reasons. Another reason is because I thought it would make me more attractive (not physically, but like personality wise) than other men when it comes to dating. Look, I’m not saying I would instantly have women running to me, but I thought it would give me a slight edge over others on dating sites. I thought I would get just a bit more likes on dating apps than I was before which was none. I live in the U.S. and with what’s going on politically & access to birth control being limited & Planned Parenthood getting their funding cut, I thought the snip would help me out during these fascist times. Since last year, my dating apps have been nothing but the sound of crickets. I may not be on every day, but I’ll look for people on there a few times a week. So, my dating experience or lack of it hasn’t changed at all. Just want to share this as a heads up for any other guys out there who think getting the snip will help you out getting a date. It won’t! Before anybody says anything, I fixed a lot of things about myself besides the vasectomy such as mental health, career, appearance, etc. I’m working on myself everyday & I won’t stop. *do y’all seriously think I just put vasectomy on my dating profiles & absolutely nothing else??😂
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A Reddit rant screenshot shows a 33-year-old man explaining that he got a vasectomy for personal, family, political, and reproductive reasons, partly believing it might make him more attractive on dating apps. The joke is that the vasectomy gave him no dating advantage at all: his apps remain silent, represented by “the sound of crickets.” It is used as a self-deprecating reaction to unrealistic expectations about dating and personal choices. EN: A Reddit rant screenshot shows a 33-year-old man explaining that he got a vasectomy for personal, family, political, and reproductive reasons, partly believing it might make him more attractive on dating apps. The joke is that the vasectomy gave him no dating advantage at all: his apps remain silent, represented by “the sound of crickets.” It is used as a self-deprecating reaction to unrealistic expectations about dating and personal choices.

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