I Support the Woke Agenda

I SUPPORT THE WOKE AGENDA TO OAKLAND CALIFORNIA WHILE YOU WERE JESTERCOONING GOVERNMENT SANCTIONED SIDESHOWS HOPE YOU ENJOY DECENT PUBLIC TRANSIT YOU WILL HAVE NONBINARY ROOMATES JUST PUT THE PRONOUNS IN THE BIO LIL BRO

A gold-clad dancing figure appears in surreal, rapidly changing urban scenes, including Oakland streets, a city skyline, sideshow traffic, public transit, a graffiti-covered room, and a refrigerator. The escalating captions parody an aggressively performative “woke” agenda through absurd political demands and Bay Area references, while upbeat music and flashy TikTok edits make the satire feel exaggerated and triumphant. EN: A gold-clad dancing figure appears in surreal, rapidly changing urban scenes, including Oakland streets, a city skyline, sideshow traffic, public transit, a graffiti-covered room, and a refrigerator. The escalating captions parody an aggressively performative “woke” agenda through absurd political demands and Bay Area references, while upbeat music and flashy TikTok edits make the satire feel exaggerated and triumphant.

I support the Woke Agenda. Smiley piercings are now mandatory. Pronouns for everyone. We will move the US Capitol to Oakland, California. What is up a area? Takes at nerds. The whole world has been mocked. While you were just a goonie, we were Woke Maxing. Universal healthcare and free abortion for all. Tax-mogging the billionaires. Government sanctioned side shows on every freeway in America. Being straight is now illegal. We will extend Bart Nationwide. Hope you enjoy decent public transit. Red State degenerates. You will listen to Crescent. You will eat a Haifee Burger. You will have non-binary roommates. You will love your immigrant neighbors. Just let the woke, consignee bae. Go ahead, get those micro bangs. Just put the pronouns in the bio little bro. I'm hella woke now.

• @jeppa420 / 36620 2026-11-04