Emotional Support Carwash
this is my emotional support carwash. whenever I get sad I ssh into this Montenegrin carwash I found on shodan 12 years ago and spin the rollers a bit. makes me feel real again
A humorous caption sits above a terminal-like carwash control screen. The speaker says they remotely activate a forgotten Montenegrin carwash whenever they feel sad, treating the spinning rollers as emotional support. The joke combines bizarre cyber intrusion with oddly sincere self-care, making it useful as an absurd reaction to doing something unconventional to feel better. EN: A humorous caption sits above a terminal-like carwash control screen. The speaker says they remotely activate a forgotten Montenegrin carwash whenever they feel sad, treating the spinning rollers as emotional support. The joke combines bizarre cyber intrusion with oddly sincere self-care, making it useful as an absurd reaction to doing something unconventional to feel better.
- @right_wing_dev_squads / 15160 2026-11-04
- Type
- image
- Size
- 800×773 · 123.7 KiB
- Mood
- absurd, deadpan
- Language
- en
- Added