Chernobyl Chocolate Factory Controls a River

OF COURSE CHERNOBYL GOING ON? LOOKS LIKE IT'S BESIDES THE FACT A NUCLEAR REACTOR? FUDGE THAT FLOWS THAT FLOWS THROUGHOUT THE TOWN

A sarcastic selfie-style video cuts between archival-looking nuclear control rooms, workers in white uniforms, and a rushing rocky channel. The speaker jokes that Chernobyl’s operators could not have understood the reactor because the control panels look like Star Wars and the workers look like chocolate-factory employees, then absurdly claims they control a town-wide flow of fudge. It works as an absurd reaction to confusing machinery or an obviously disastrous situation. EN: A sarcastic selfie-style video cuts between archival-looking nuclear control rooms, workers in white uniforms, and a rushing rocky channel. The speaker jokes that Chernobyl’s operators could not have understood the reactor because the control panels look like Star Wars and the workers look like chocolate-factory employees, then absurdly claims they control a town-wide flow of fudge. It works as an absurd reaction to confusing machinery or an obviously disastrous situation.

Of course Chernobyl blew up dude, those buttons don't do anything. How the fuck could you possibly even know what's going on? They have no idea because this looks like it's from fucking Star Wars. Besides the fact they're dressed like they work at a chocolate factory. A nuclear reactor? No dude, you guys control a river and a fudge that flows throughout the town.

• @eternalclassic / 96780 2026-11-05