Stock Market Astrology for White Men

Notice how u haven’t felt it. the stock market isn’t real and is just astrology for white men who can’t lift bags of concrete. The Macro Paper @macr... · 15 h $700,000,000,000 wiped out from the US stock market in the last 2.5 hours. AAPL -1.96% META -0.71% LLY -0.97% MU -4.25% AMD -4.44% XOM -2.95% JNJ -1.51% ABBV -1.95% CVX -2.26% CSCO -1.60% ORCL -4.89% MRK -0.56% UNH -2.51% INTC -5.82% AMAT -1.29% PLTR -1.30%

The meme combines a sarcastic caption about the stock market being “astrology for white men” with a screenshot showing hundreds of billions of dollars wiped from U.S. stocks and a sea of red losses. The joke mocks the way market fluctuations are treated as meaningful predictions, while contrasting abstract financial speculation with the concrete physical labor of lifting bags of concrete. It is used as a reaction to dramatic stock-market crashes or to ridicule financial-market obsession. EN: The meme combines a sarcastic caption about the stock market being “astrology for white men” with a screenshot showing hundreds of billions of dollars wiped from U.S. stocks and a sea of red losses. The joke mocks the way market fluctuations are treated as meaningful predictions, while contrasting abstract financial speculation with the concrete physical labor of lifting bags of concrete. It is used as a reaction to dramatic stock-market crashes or to ridicule financial-market obsession.

• @eternalclassic / 96793 2026-11-05