Impossible Daily Schedule

Text on the meme

Workout 8–9AM Get a tattoo 9–11AM Get an abortion 11AM–1PM Drag Queen brunch 1–2PM Dye my hair blue 2–3PM Sex change at middle school Read the Quran 4–5PM Dinner with Satan 9 AM 10 AM 11 AM Noon 1 PM 2 PM 3 PM 4 PM 5 PM

What it means

A calendar is filled with an absurd sequence of activities, including getting an abortion, attending a drag queen brunch, having a sex change at middle school, reading the Quran, and having dinner with Satan. The joke is the deliberately impossible and provocative schedule, used as an ironic reaction to someone being chaotic, rebellious, or dramatically overbooked.

Objects

calendar / календарь daily schedule / распорядок дня workout / тренировка tattoo / татуировка abortion appointment / запись на аборт drag queen brunch / бранч с дрэг-квин blue hair / синие волосы middle school / средняя школа Quran / Коран Satan / Сатана time labels / обозначения времени blue calendar blocks / синие блоки календаря