Piss Planet Found

ITS CALLED ATMOSPHERE BRUH dude you need to get the fuck out of my house you smell like pure unfettered ass PISS PLANET FOUND JWST discovered Epsilon Indi Ab — a Jupiter-sized beast 7.6x Jupiter’s mass with an ammonia-rich atmosphere that literally smells like piss.

A cartoon planet angrily tells another planet to leave because it smells like pure unfettered ass, followed by a post about the exoplanet Epsilon Indi Ab having an ammonia-rich atmosphere that smells like piss. The joke connects the planet’s imagined odor with the absurd scientific headline, making it a reaction to something unbelievably foul or bizarre. EN: A cartoon planet angrily tells another planet to leave because it smells like pure unfettered ass, followed by a post about the exoplanet Epsilon Indi Ab having an ammonia-rich atmosphere that smells like piss. The joke connects the planet’s imagined odor with the absurd scientific headline, making it a reaction to something unbelievably foul or bizarre.

• @antichirst / 23751 2026-11-06