Only Programming Language Skill Issue
NEWS IN BRIEF ‘It was merely a skill issue,’ Say Experts in Only Programming Language Where This Regularly Happens Published July 20th, 2024 Card Only no cash out TWITTER TIMELINE—In the days following a massive worldwide computer outage caused by a faulty kernel driver from Crowdstrike (CRWD $270), firmware engineers insist there was no way to prevent the outage from taking place. “This was a terrible tragedy, but sometimes these things just happen when you hire engineers with skill issues, or fail to instill skills into the next
A fake news article claims that a massive computer outage was simply a “skill issue” occurring in the only programming language where this regularly happens. The joke references the CrowdStrike outage and the online slang phrase “skill issue,” applying it sarcastically to software engineers and programming failures. It is used as a reaction to bugs, outages, or avoidable technical disasters.
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- @rzeczyzabawne / 17483 2024-07-21
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- The Onion-style fake news article
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- 800×790 · 97.6 KiB
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- sarcastic
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- en
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