ChatGPT Helps Hide an Affair

Writing a true story A computer. TED: (types) I got a problem. CHATGPT: Hi Ted! Need more help hiding the affair? TED: Different problem. CHATGPT: Gotcha. What’s up? TED: How do I tell my son I’m working & to leave me alone? CHATGPT: Say this: Hey buddy, I’m really busy with work right now. I’ll come find you when I’m done. TED: He won’t listen. CHATGPT: Try this: I told you several times. I need quiet time or there will be consequences, champ. 2 hours later. TED: Nevermind, I figured something else out. CHATGPT: Great! Sometimes kids can be tricky— TED: New task. How do I get blood out of the carpet? CHATGPT: Would you like a step by step guide or the sexy french maid accent? TED: French maid. CHATGPT: Ze secret is to blot ze stain, not rub. We’ll save ze rubbing for later, Monsieur Ted.

A tired-looking man types a conversation with ChatGPT under the heading “Writing a true story.” He first asks how to get his son to leave him alone while he works, then suddenly asks how to remove blood from the carpet and chooses a sexy French maid accent. The joke is that the innocent excuse about working gives way to an implied violent crime, while ChatGPT cheerfully continues helping; the scraping and typing-like noise heightens the awkward, unsettling punchline. EN: A tired-looking man types a conversation with ChatGPT under the heading “Writing a true story.” He first asks how to get his son to leave him alone while he works, then suddenly asks how to remove blood from the carpet and chooses a sexy French maid accent. The joke is that the innocent excuse about working gives way to an implied violent crime, while ChatGPT cheerfully continues helping; the scraping and typing-like noise heightens the awkward, unsettling punchline.

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