You’re Gonna Have to Come Into Me

i think I made my point son. him, God, have No.

A bearded man in a white tank top stands beside a seated person at a computer, gesturing protectively toward them while the video captions fragment his speech. He tries to say that anyone wanting to reach his son will have to get through him, but repeatedly phrases it as “come into me,” creating an accidental sexual double entendre and an embarrassed punchline. EN: A bearded man in a white tank top stands beside a seated person at a computer, gesturing protectively toward them while the video captions fragment his speech. He tries to say that anyone wanting to reach his son will have to get through him, but repeatedly phrases it as “come into me,” creating an accidental sexual double entendre and an embarrassed punchline.

You see this right here? That's my son. And if you want to get to him, you're gonna have to come into me. You're gonna- Oh my god, you're serious? You're gonna have to come in me. You're gonna have to plow through me. No. I didn't want to say that. You're gonna have to come into me. No. Just. You're not gonna get him.

• @antichirst / 23754 2026-11-06