Can You Lick the Science?

Can you lick the science? Genetics: Do not. Unless cheek swabs? Chemistry: NO!!!!! DO NOT!!!!!! Archaeology: Perhaps. But might be human bone. Geology: Sometimes needed. Sometimes dangerous. Psychology: Best not. Physics: ????????? How???? Zoology: In zoology, science licks you. Anthropology: Maybe ask first. Herpetology: bad plan bad plan BAD PLAN Sociology: Yes, if you have time and dedication and a willingness to piss a lot of people off. Botany: You might hallucinate or die. Or it might be delicious. Computer Engineering: the tingle of electricity on your tongue is how you know it’s working Epidemiology: FOR THE SAKE OF THE WORLD PLEASE DO NOT Linguistics: Despite the name, please probably don’t. Engineering: Maybe, but it’ll probably taste like spreadsheets. Computer Science: nothing else has made the code work, so you might as well try it.

A sheet humorously asks different scientific disciplines whether it is safe to lick science. Each field gives an increasingly absurd warning or justification, with computer science ultimately suggesting trying it because nothing else made the code work.

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