The Sweetest No-Delay Update

Text on the meme

WHEN ARE WE SHIPPING THAT NEW FEATURE? PM IT WILL BE RELEASED AS PLANNED. NOW COME ON, WE CAN’T KEEP DELAYING... WAIT... WHAT? PROJECT IS ON TRACK. NO DELAY? NO DELAY. THAT’S THE SWEETEST THING ANYONE HAS SAID TO ME IN A LONG TIME.

What it means

A developer asks a project manager when a new feature will ship, expecting delays. When the manager says the project is on track with no delay, the developer reacts as though hearing an extraordinarily sweet compliment. The joke plays on software projects being stereotypically plagued by delays.

Objects

developer at laptop / разработчик за ноутбуком project manager / менеджер проекта laptop / ноутбук desk / стол office / офис speech bubbles / речевые пузыри four-panel comic / четырёхпанельный комикс green shirt / зелёная рубашка blue shirt / синяя рубашка black hair / чёрные волосы smiling face / улыбающееся лицо