Gollum Cat Internal Monologue

I know tumblr has accepted the whole “cat’s internal monologue is a desolate Victorian child” thing but what if a cat’s internal monologue was Gollum/Sméagol -scratching the floor near their bowl- “Nasty, filthy dry foods they serves us. We wants soft, juicy morsels from the canses.” -sitting in the window- “What’s it doing, precious? What noises it makes with pointy mouth. We wants it…” “Wicked, tricksy humanses doesn’t feeds us in hours. Must reminds them or we’ll starve. Wait for dinners? Oh no. That would kill us! Kill us!”

A text meme imagines a cat’s inner thoughts in the voice of Gollum/Sméagol, obsessing over canned food, a mysterious outside creature, and being fed late. The joke combines stereotypical cat behavior with Gollum’s broken grammar, possessiveness, and melodramatic hunger, making it a reaction to a cat acting strange or demanding food. EN: A text meme imagines a cat’s inner thoughts in the voice of Gollum/Sméagol, obsessing over canned food, a mysterious outside creature, and being fed late. The joke combines stereotypical cat behavior with Gollum’s broken grammar, possessiveness, and melodramatic hunger, making it a reaction to a cat acting strange or demanding food.

• @fknktty / 9047 2023-12-05