Fictional Creature Harkness Test

SO YOU WANT TO FUCK A FICTIONAL CREATURE? Give it the Harkness test first! Does it have Human Intelligence (or “greater”)? Can it talk or otherwise communicate with language*? Is it of sexual maturity for its species? If the answer to all three is “yes” then you can fuck it! It’s a nonhuman creature with sapience and all you need to have consensual sex with. If you answered “no” to one or more, watch out! That’s bestiality or possibly pedophilia! Don’t fuck it! Here is an illustrated guide: Are you an adult? HISS! Do you want to fuck? GRONKK! Are you an adult? Certainly. Do you want to fuck? Of course~! DO NOT FUCK THIS It’s OK to fuck this! *Body language is a dangerous road. As always, err on the side of caution. Only rely on body language if both parties have attempted communication through different means and failed due to language barriers and other special situations.

Инфографика объясняет «тест Харкнесса» для сексуальных отношений с вымышленными существами. В двух комикс-панелях показаны драконоподобные существа: одно не проходит проверку и явно опасно, а второе считается подходящим из-за разумности, общения и сексуальной зрелости. Шутка пародирует попытки установить этические правила для секса с фантастическими персонажами и используется как абсурдная реакция на обсуждение привлекательности монстров или вымышленных существ. EN: An infographic explains the “Harkness test” for sexual relationships with fictional creatures. Two comic panels show dragon-like creatures: one fails the test and is clearly unsafe, while the other is considered acceptable because of intelligence, communication, and sexual maturity. The joke parodies attempts to establish ethical rules for sex with fantasy characters and is used as an absurd reaction to discussions about the attractiveness of monsters or fictional creatures.

• @rzeczyzabawne / 15407 2024-03-05