IT Alignment Chart

IT Alignments Makes a ticket for you before working on your issue. LAWFUL GOOD Fixes it for you, but asks you to make a ticket afterward for tracking purposes. NEUTRAL GOOD Fixes it for you, with TRACKING AT ALL. CHAOTIC GOOD Refuses to work on your issue without a ticket. To do otherwise would be anarchy. LAWFUL NEUTRAL Fixes all issues in the order they came in regardless of pressure or bribery. Your emergency is not IT's emergency. NEUTRAL Fixes it for you if you bring in a good bribe, like bacon or cookies. CHAOTIC NEUTRAL Forces you to make a ticket and then asks you to justify why your issue is more important than every other ticket. LAWFUL EVIL May or may not fix your issue, since obviously the real problem here is you, not your computer. NEUTRAL EVIL Fixes your issue quickly and cheerfully and then tells the CEO that the servers went down because you were wasting IT's time with your petty problems. CHAOTIC EVIL

An IT alignment chart presents nine fictional support-desk personalities, ranging from lawful good to chaotic evil. Each box describes how an IT worker handles tickets, emergencies, bribes, and office politics, with the chaotic evil example solving the problem while blaming the user to the CEO. It is used as a humorous reaction to describe different IT coworkers or support experiences. EN: An IT alignment chart presents nine fictional support-desk personalities, ranging from lawful good to chaotic evil. Each box describes how an IT worker handles tickets, emergencies, bribes, and office politics, with the chaotic evil example solving the problem while blaming the user to the CEO. It is used as a humorous reaction to describe different IT coworkers or support experiences.

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