Five Year Plan: We Ball

five year plan !! 2022 - 2024 - fuck it - we ball 2025 - fully develop brain 2026 - if still insane, start a cult - if normal, buy health insurance

A blurry phone Notes screenshot shows a five-year plan: abandon the plan and “we ball” through 2024, develop the brain in 2025, then either start a cult or buy health insurance in 2026. The joke contrasts absurd ambition and mental instability with the mundane responsibility of getting insurance, making it useful as a reaction to chaotic life plans. EN: A blurry phone Notes screenshot shows a five-year plan: abandon the plan and “we ball” through 2024, develop the brain in 2025, then either start a cult or buy health insurance in 2026. The joke contrasts absurd ambition and mental instability with the mundane responsibility of getting insurance, making it useful as a reaction to chaotic life plans.

• @pokupkabitka / 30496 2023-11-06
• @sillyposting / 1981 2023-11-06