The Giant Sharpener Collection

Text on the meme

>be me >4th grade >bring 3 sharpners to school >friend tells me thats a lot of sharpners >bring 3 more sharpners the next day >friend gives me his sharpner to grow my collection >start collecting more and more sharpners >go to stationary every week to by more sharpners >collect about 70 sharpners by the end of the month >start bringing a tiny bag to carry thoes sharpner >english teacher asks for a sharpner >offer her the bag thinking she'd be impressed >sees all my sharpners and writes a note to my parents >only allowed to bring 1 sharpner >idea.jpg >make a huge sharpner out of cardboard >dad helps me to color it with red and silver spray paint >display it on my table during the english period >get sent to the office fun days

What it means

A fourth-grade student becomes obsessed with collecting sharpeners, eventually accumulating about 70 of them. After a teacher restricts him to bringing only one sharpener, he makes a giant cardboard sharpener and gets sent to the office. The joke is the absurd escalation of a childish collection and the deadpan greentext storytelling. EN: A fourth-grade student becomes obsessed with collecting sharpeners, eventually accumulating about 70 of them. After a teacher restricts him to bringing only one sharpener, he makes a giant cardboard sharpener and gets sent to the office. The joke is the absurd escalation of a childish collection and the deadpan greentext storytelling.

Objects

purple pencil sharpener / фиолетовая точилка pencils / карандаши school desk / школьная парта tiny bag / маленькая сумка cardboard sharpener / точилка из картона red spray paint / красная аэрозольная краска silver spray paint / серебряная аэрозольная краска school classroom / школьный класс English teacher / учитель английского языка school office / школьный кабинет