Dad Was in the Epstein Files
convincing my dad he's in the files (gone terribly wrong 😭) OCT 14 '93 dad❗️ I told you $300 max You need to answer me Hello?? You’re ignoring me Dad the files were released Epstein? yeah and you're not going to like it someone sent me this photo what is this? What?? I’ve never even met him This can’t be true i’m scared what did you do I didn’t do anything!! This is bad I’m calling your mother you met mom in 94.... Im freaking out You know I don’t remember much from 93 I was partying all the time Blacked out YOU BLACKED OUT AND WENT TO AN EPSTEIN PARTY AND DRANK WITH HIM No I swear I didn’t I don’t think That would be crazy Eva Im having a panic attack I can’t believe you I DIDNT I DIDNT KNOW HIM I need to call my lawyer
A person tries to convince their father that he appears in a 1993 photo with Jeffrey Epstein, then reveals that the father supposedly attended an Epstein party. The father panics, denies knowing Epstein, and threatens to call a lawyer, making the joke an absurd reaction to the Epstein files scandal.
young man in red sweater / молодой мужчина в красном свитереolder gray-haired man / пожилой седоволосый мужчинаdining table / обеденный столwine glasses / бокалы1993 date card / карточка с датой 1993 годаiPhone screen / экран iPhonetext messages / текстовые сообщенияblue message bubbles / синие облачка сообщенийgray message bubbles / серые облачка сообщенийsmartphone keyboard / клавиатура смартфонаcowboy emoji / эмодзи-ковбойwood-paneled wall / деревянная панельная стенаrestaurant setting / обстановка ресторанаphoto attachment / прикреплённая фотографияpanic attack / паническая атака
- @jeppa420 / 35875 2025-12-29
- Type
- video, 0:52
- Size
- 576×1024 · 2.2 MiB
- Mood
- darkly absurd
- Language
- en
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