Stop Doing Computer Science

STOP DOING COMPUTER SCIENCE •Computers were supposed to solve math, NOT to be programmed •C is a LETTER, not a language •Wanna print() something? Write it in a PAPER with a PEN •”I’m writing a recursive method with threads to optimize the CPU usage in a 0.02%” THIS IS A NONSENSICAL STATEMENT MADE BY DERANGED PEOPLE Look at what PROGRAMMERS have been demanding your respect for, after all the led lights we put in their computers: (This is real COMPUTER SCIENCE, done by real COMPUTER SCIENTISTS): CONFUSED COLLIDED LETTERS 178 COMPILATION ERRORS???? A FAKE TEAPOT YOU CAN’T USE IF PROGRAMMING WAS REAL HOW COME NOBODY THOUGHT IN DOING while(true){ print(money); } THEY PLAYED US FOR ABSOLUTE FOOLS

The meme sarcastically argues that computer science is absurd, mocking programming concepts such as C, recursive methods, compilation errors, and the famous unusable teapot example. It presents ordinary code and programming jargon as ridiculous inventions and ends with the joke that programmers have fooled everyone into respecting nonsense. It is used as an ironic reaction to criticize or parody programming culture. EN: The meme sarcastically argues that computer science is absurd, mocking programming concepts such as C, recursive methods, compilation errors, and the famous unusable teapot example. It presents ordinary code and programming jargon as ridiculous inventions and ends with the joke that programmers have fooled everyone into respecting nonsense. It is used as an ironic reaction to criticize or parody programming culture.

• @gentoomemes / 1039 2022-10-01
• @right_wing_dev_squads / 8483 2024-01-09