Do the Work Bell Curve
FIRST YOU MUST PRIORITIZE THE BACKLOG. THEN YOU ESTIMATE THE TASKS AND CREATE A BURNDOWN CHART. DON'T FORGET ABOUT ARCHITECTURE. IF YOU DON'T HAVE THE RIGHT RESOURCES, PAUSE THE PROJECT UNTIL YOU CAN HIRE SOMEONE. THEN DO THE WORK. DO THE WORK DO THE WORK 34% 34% 14% 14% 0.1% 2% 68% 95% 55 70 85 100 115 130 145
The meme shows a bell-curve diagram with three figures representing different levels of understanding. The supposedly sophisticated advice lists project-management practices such as prioritizing the backlog, estimating tasks, creating a burndown chart, and planning architecture, while the simplest and most extreme position is just “DO THE WORK.” The joke mocks overcomplicated software-development processes and suggests that excessive methodology can distract from actually completing the project. EN: The meme shows a bell-curve diagram with three figures representing different levels of understanding. The supposedly sophisticated advice lists project-management practices such as prioritizing the backlog, estimating tasks, creating a burndown chart, and planning architecture, while the simplest and most extreme position is just “DO THE WORK.” The joke mocks overcomplicated software-development processes and suggests that excessive methodology can distract from actually completing the project.
- @right_wing_dev_squads / 8227 2023-12-03
- Template
- Bell Curve / Midwit
- Type
- image
- Size
- 800×565 · 72.0 KiB
- Mood
- sarcastic, absurd
- Language
- en
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