Unity Community Revenue Split Apology

Unity Community, We are listening. Upon reflection, we realize we should have sought more input from our community and valued partners before implementing such a significant change. We fell short in this aspect, and for that, we are genuinely sorry. We have always prided ourselves on the transparent and symbiotic relationship we have with our user base. Unity's success story is intrinsically linked to the achievements and growth of our developers. Effective immediately, we will be taking a 50% revenue split from your games and investing it directly in the AI technology you love. We also might buy another adware company or launch a third SRP. Shut the fuck up and take it.

Это сатирическое заявление якобы от Unity, обращённое к сообществу разработчиков. После вежливых извинений компания объявляет, что будет забирать 50% дохода с игр, вкладываться в любимый ИИ и, возможно, покупать рекламную компанию, заканчивая грубым «Shut the fuck up and take it». Мем высмеивает корпоративные извинения, которые звучат как признание проблемы, но на деле лишь сообщают о ещё более абсурдном решении. EN: This is a satirical statement supposedly from Unity addressed to the developer community. After a polite apology, the company announces that it will take a 50% revenue split from games, invest in beloved AI, and perhaps buy an adware company, ending with “Shut the fuck up and take it.” The meme mocks corporate apologies that sound like they acknowledge a problem but actually announce an even more absurd decision.

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