Operating System Update Gone Wrong

What I want when I update my computer's operating system: What I get when I update my computer's operating system: We made your computer work good. • We added 14 new emojis for ham • Your computer now has eyelids • We now sell eyeliner for computers • Double-swipe to enable Sex Dusk mode (penalty for misuse) • Folders are now called "Blue Filberts" • Everything is a compyutr • Your fingernail is a compyutur • You are enlisted in the compyewtar war

A four-panel text meme contrasts the expected result of an operating system update with a bizarre list of useless and nonsensical features. Instead of making the computer work better, the update adds ham emojis, eyelids, computer eyeliner, a strange “Sex Dusk” mode, renamed folders, misspelled words, and compulsory enlistment in a fictional war. It is used as a reaction to absurd software updates that introduce pointless changes or make technology worse.

• @right_wing_dev_squads / 7435 2023-08-21