Guys Only Want One Thing

Text on the meme

guys literally only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting 2017-10-22, 1:56 AM 100 Performance 100 Accessibility 100 Best Practices 100 SEO 90–100 50–89 0–49

What it means

A tweet says that guys literally only want one thing, calling it disgusting, while a Lighthouse report below shows perfect scores of 100 for Performance, Accessibility, Best Practices, and SEO. The joke is that the supposedly disgusting thing is actually excellent website optimization, turning a suggestive complaint into a developer joke. EN: A tweet says that guys literally only want one thing, calling it disgusting, while a Lighthouse report below shows perfect scores of 100 for Performance, Accessibility, Best Practices, and SEO. The joke is that the supposedly disgusting thing is actually excellent website optimization, turning a suggestive complaint into a developer joke.

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tweet screenshot / скриншот твита social media profile picture / фото профиля в соцсети woman in profile picture / женщина на фото профиля dark mode interface / интерфейс в тёмном режиме Lighthouse report / отчёт Lighthouse browser developer tools / инструменты разработчика браузера Performance score / оценка производительности Accessibility score / оценка доступности Best Practices score / оценка лучших практик SEO score / оценка SEO green score circles / зелёные круги с оценками 100 score / оценка 100 date and timestamp / дата и время