Coworker Code Runs Once
WRITE UNIT TESTS TEST FEATURE AGAINST PROD DATA ACCOUNT FOR EDGE CASES REFACTOR FOR MAINTAINABILITY REFACTOR FOR READABILITY GIT SQUASH ALL OF YOUR MEANINGLESS COMMIT MESSAGES SUBMIT A PULL REQUEST MY COWORKER WHO SOMEHOW GOT THEIR CODE TO RUN ONCE ON DEV UNDER IDEAL CONDITIONS
A blue car swerves dramatically onto an exit ramp beneath a highway sign. The upper captions represent responsible software-engineering practices, while the car takes the reckless shortcut of submitting a pull request after the code worked only once under perfect development conditions. It is sent as a sarcastic reaction to unreliable code and careless coworkers.
blue car / синяя машинаhighway / шоссеexit ramp / съезд с шоссеroad signs / дорожные знакиdirection arrow / стрелка направленияguardrail / отбойникtrees / деревьяcloudy sky / облачное небоroad chevrons / дорожные указателиoverpass / путепроводdrifting vehicle / заносящаяся машинаroad markings / дорожная разметка
- @dev_meme / 1241 2020-04-03
- Type
- image
- Size
- 493×469 · 54.0 KiB
- Mood
- sarcastic, absurd
- Language
- en
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