Roombas Are Secretly Carnivorous

you know those lawn mower robots? vegetarian roombas. the implication in this post that regular roombas consume meat is frankly kind of terrifying big portion of dust is in fact human skin so regular roombas consume mostly just human skin.

A three-part text post jokes that robotic lawn mowers are vegetarian Roombas, implying that ordinary Roombas must eat meat. The final reply points out that much household dust is human skin, making the joke absurdly horrifying by suggesting Roombas mostly consume people. EN: A three-part text post jokes that robotic lawn mowers are vegetarian Roombas, implying that ordinary Roombas must eat meat. The final reply points out that much household dust is human skin, making the joke absurdly horrifying by suggesting Roombas mostly consume people.

• @right_wing_dev_squads / 6913 2023-06-11