Anticapitalist Business Consultant

My name is Bear (they/them) and I’m an anticapitalist business consultant. Are you a person running a very tiny business that opposes greed and exploitation? Welcome! I’m glad you’re here.

A smiling person stands with a bicycle in front of a colorful building, introducing themself as an anticapitalist business consultant. The joke is the contradiction between opposing greed and exploitation while offering consulting to tiny businesses, mocking corporate language and startup culture. It works as a reaction to ironically supportive or overly niche professional services. EN: A smiling person stands with a bicycle in front of a colorful building, introducing themself as an anticapitalist business consultant. The joke is the contradiction between opposing greed and exploitation while offering consulting to tiny businesses, mocking corporate language and startup culture. It works as a reaction to ironically supportive or overly niche professional services.

• @proebdolboeba / 130528 2026-07-17