Stainful Steel Counterspell

inventing a new type of steel called Stainful Steel. all kinds of fuckin colours and slops will stick to this bad boy when you use a stainful steel knife it is basically 90% meat juices by weight before it even touches the delicious ribeye steak. i expect to sell this idea for 100 dollars cast iron everyone stop casting iron at me im going to run out of counterspells

A dark social-media screenshot jokes about inventing “Stainful Steel,” a material that attracts stains and meat juices. After someone replies “cast iron,” the author treats the pun as a magical counterspell being cast at them and worries about running out of counterspells. It is sent as an absurd reaction to repeated puns or clever replies.

• @rzeczyzabawne / 14168 2023-12-19