Optimistic Aliens Solar System Map

SUN (NOT TO SCALE) MERCURY VENUS EARTH MARS JUPITER Optimistic aliens measure space typographically 1 AU SPACE TIP: IF YOU'RE EVER LOST IN THE INNER SOLAR SYSTEM, YOU CAN JUST TYPE OUT THE PHRASE “OPTIMISTIC ALIENS MEASURE SPACE TYPOGRAPHICALLY” IN TIMES NEW ROMAN AND USE THE DOTS AS A MAP.

A hand-drawn diagram maps the inner solar system using the dots in the phrase “Optimistic aliens measure space typographically,” with Jupiter marked far to the right. The joke treats typography and letter spacing as a literal astronomical navigation system, making it useful as an absurd tip for getting lost in space. EN: A hand-drawn diagram maps the inner solar system using the dots in the phrase “Optimistic aliens measure space typographically,” with Jupiter marked far to the right. The joke treats typography and letter spacing as a literal astronomical navigation system, making it useful as an absurd tip for getting lost in space.

• @rzeczyzabawne / 13902 2023-12-04