Every Game Character Must Be Attractive

if you can’t jack off to every single character in a video game it not only means that the game is bad, but also that the developers are plotting to exterminate the white race

A mock social-media post claims that a video game is bad if every character is not sexually attractive to the player. The absurd punchline escalates this into a conspiracy about developers exterminating the white race, parodying exaggerated gamer entitlement and racist conspiracy rhetoric.

• @rzeczyzabawne / 22920 2026-06-16