Worst LinkedIn Experience History
Experience Head of Procurement Hezbollah Aug 2023 – Sep 2024 · 1 yr 1 mo Account Manager SVB Sep 2022 – Mar 2023 · 7 mos Account Manager FTX Oct 2020 – Aug 2022 · 1 yr 11 mos Took a year off because look at my prior employers Funemployed Sep 2019 – Sep 2020 · 1 yr 1 mo Sales Business Development WeWork Apr 2017 – Aug 2019 · 2 yrs 5 mos Research Assistant Theranos Mar 2012 – Mar 2017 · 5 yrs 1 mo
A parody LinkedIn experience section lists jobs at Hezbollah, SVB, FTX, WeWork, and Theranos, with a year of unemployment in the middle. The joke is that every prior employer is notorious for scandals, collapse, fraud, or criminal activity, making the résumé increasingly disastrous.
LinkedIn profile / профиль LinkedInexperience section / раздел опыта работыHezbollah logo / логотип ХезболлыSVB logo / логотип SVBFTX logo / логотип FTXFunemployed entry / запись FunemployedWeWork logo / логотип WeWorkTheranos logo / логотип Theranoscompany logos / логотипы компанийjob titles / названия должностейcalendar dates / даты работыplus icon / значок плюсаedit pencil icon / значок карандаша
- @gentoomemes / 15002 2024-11-30
- @right_wing_dev_squads / 13984 2026-03-06
- Template
- LinkedIn résumé parody
- Type
- image
- Size
- 609×800 · 61.3 KiB
- Mood
- darkly sarcastic
- Language
- en
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