Principal Calls About Seagull Incident

Legit call from the school: Principal: I just wanted to touch base with you. Your daughter was baiting seagulls into the playground with gummy worms and actually caught one; Like in her arms. It did bite her—not hard, but I needed to inform you that we filed an incident report

A fake school phone call describes a daughter luring seagulls onto the playground with gummy worms, catching one in her arms, and getting bitten. The joke is the absurdly serious incident report for bizarre, mildly dangerous behavior, making it useful as a reaction to chaotic or unbelievable situations. EN: A fake school phone call describes a daughter luring seagulls onto the playground with gummy worms, catching one in her arms, and getting bitten. The joke is the absurdly serious incident report for bizarre, mildly dangerous behavior, making it useful as a reaction to chaotic or unbelievable situations.

• @rzeczyzabawne / 13302 2023-11-08