Salmonella From Kissing a Frog

Notes: Sorry this chapter is late. I got salmonella from kissing a frog that I found in my friend's pool. I wish I could make this up

A screenshot shows a humorous note explaining that a late chapter was caused by getting salmonella from kissing a frog found in a friend's pool. The absurdly specific excuse and the phrase “I wish I could make this up” create the punchline, making it useful as a reaction to an unbelievable excuse. EN: A screenshot shows a humorous note explaining that a late chapter was caused by getting salmonella from kissing a frog found in a friend's pool. The absurdly specific excuse and the phrase “I wish I could make this up” create the punchline, making it useful as a reaction to an unbelievable excuse.

• @rzeczyzabawne / 12934 2023-10-22