No Handshakes Allowed
NO HANDSHAKES ALLOWED!!! Client Server State changes to SYN-SENT State changes to SYN-RECEIVED State changes to ESTABLISHED
A printed sign in an elevator says “NO HANDSHAKES ALLOWED!!!” above a crossed-out illustration of two people shaking hands. Below it, a TCP connection handshake diagram is also crossed out, turning a public-health-style rule into a programming joke about banning network handshakes. It can be sent as a reaction to overly strict rules or when someone jokingly rejects both social and technical handshakes.
elevator door / дверь лифтаprinted sign / печатная табличкаred warning text / красный предупреждающий текстhandshake illustration / иллюстрация рукопожатияprohibition symbol / знак запретаtwo suited hands / две руки в костюмахTCP handshake diagram / схема TCP-рукопожатияclient label / надпись clientserver label / надпись serverpaper sheets / листы бумагиtransparent tape / прозрачный скотчmetal elevator panel / металлическая панель лифта
- @profunctor_io / 4170 2020-03-16
- Type
- image
- Size
- 600×800 · 51.5 KiB
- Mood
- absurd, sarcastic
- Language
- en
- Added