Does Anybody Speak English?

Does anybody speak English? Is there a bar anywhere? A bag? We are fresh here. Hopefully you can find it. Bloody tourists

A bald tourist walks through a busy nighttime street asking a group of young women where he can find a bar. His pronunciation is misunderstood as “a bag,” and the group gives an awkwardly unhelpful response. He ends by calling them “bloody tourists,” making the joke about the language barrier and his own tourist status.

Does anybody speak English? Yes Is there a... A little bit, that's all I need Is there a bar anywhere? A bar? A bar? A bar, yeah A bar? A bar How do you say a bar? You know like where they sell beer? Yeah, beer Yeah But like not a shop Like where you sit down and have beer Yeah Yeah, did they have one here? We don't know We don't know fresh here but also tourism oh your choices are sorry hopefully I will thank you very much ok I hope you all have a great time bloody Tory

• @jeppa420 / 36063 2026-03-03