How to Make My Bag Homophobic

How do I make my bag homophobic? Ever since it's been getting rainy here in where I live at, I couldn't go home from school without getting wet. Because of it, 2 out of 8 notebooks are literally getting wet by the water passing through my bag. even if I had an umbrella, its too short to cover it all without sacrificing myself to be hit by the rain, so I wanted to know if I could possibly make my bag homophobic, or if I need to buy a new bag. If anyone knows or can give advice, please do!

A Reddit user asks how to make their school bag “homophobic” because rain is getting through it and wetting their notebooks. The joke relies on confusing “homophobic” with “hydrophobic,” the property of repelling water, and is used as an absurd reaction to a spelling mistake or malapropism.

• @rzeczyzabawne / 23018 2026-07-05