Microsoft Jargon Swear Jar

At work we should have a swear jar, but instead of swearing it will be for Microsoft jargon. “growth mindset” -> $1 in the jar “core priorities” -> $1 in the jar “put a pin in it” -> $1 in the jar “let’s double-click on that” -> all of the money in your wallet

A tweet jokes that workplace Microsoft jargon should incur fines in a swear jar. Common corporate phrases like “growth mindset,” “core priorities,” and “put a pin in it” cost one dollar, while “let’s double-click on that” costs everything in your wallet because it is especially overused. It is sent as a reaction to corporate buzzwords and business-speak. EN: A tweet jokes that workplace Microsoft jargon should incur fines in a swear jar. Common corporate phrases like “growth mindset,” “core priorities,” and “put a pin in it” cost one dollar, while “let’s double-click on that” costs everything in your wallet because it is especially overused. It is sent as a reaction to corporate buzzwords and business-speak.

• @profunctor_io / 3193 2019-10-11