Cloud-Native Buzzword Solution

Text on the meme

I NEED TO KNOW WHY MOVING OUR APP TO THE CLOUD AUTOMATICALLY SOLVE ALL OUR PROBLEMS. YOU WOULDN'T LET ME RE- ARCHITECT THE APP TO BE CLOUD-NATIVE. JUST PUT IT IN CONTAINERS. YOU CAN'T SOLVE A PROBLEM JUST BY SAYING TECHY THINGS. KUBERNETES.

What it means

A Dilbert comic shows an employee asking why moving an app to the cloud would automatically solve all their problems. His colleague explains that he was not allowed to re-architect the app as cloud-native and was only told to put it in containers. The punchline mocks tech jargon and the belief that saying words like “Kubernetes” solves technical problems. EN: A Dilbert comic shows an employee asking why moving an app to the cloud would automatically solve all their problems. His colleague explains that he was not allowed to re-architect the app as cloud-native and was only told to put it in containers. The punchline mocks tech jargon and the belief that saying words like “Kubernetes” solves technical problems.

Who

Dilbert (Дилберт)Pointy-Haired Boss (Начальник с остроконечной причёской)

Objects

two office workers / два офисных работника man with glasses / мужчина в очках pointy-haired boss / начальник с остроконечной причёской orange sweater / оранжевый свитер red shirt / красная рубашка coffee cup / чашка кофе office desk / офисный стол comic panels / панели комикса speech text / текст реплик cloud computing / облачные вычисления app / приложение containers / контейнеры Kubernetes / Kubernetes