Java Platform Chooses Oracle

Text on the meme

MySQL Oracle Java platform

What it means

A woman angrily points toward a white cat sitting at a restaurant table, with labels contrasting MySQL, Oracle, and the Java platform. The joke references Oracle's ownership of Java and presents the Java platform as absurdly preferring Oracle over MySQL. It is used as a reaction to technology rivalries, corporate acquisitions, or questionable software choices. EN: A woman angrily points toward a white cat sitting at a restaurant table, with labels contrasting MySQL, Oracle, and the Java platform. The joke references Oracle's ownership of Java and presents the Java platform as absurdly preferring Oracle over MySQL. It is used as a reaction to technology rivalries, corporate acquisitions, or questionable software choices.

Who

Taylor Armstrong (Тейлор Армстронг)Kyle Richards (Кайл Ричардс)

Objects

angry blonde woman / рассерженная блондинка brunette woman / брюнетка white cat / белая кошка restaurant table / стол в ресторане plate of salad / тарелка с салатом fork / вилка drinking glass / стакан black clothing / чёрная одежда pointing finger / указывающий палец restaurant interior / интерьер ресторана