MergeTree Amplify Writes
and then MergeTree... ...AMPLIFY WRITES Jesus Christ, they know only B+ tree
A three-panel cartoon shows a bald character explaining MergeTree and amplify writes while sitting by a campfire. In the final panel, another character reacts in horror after realizing that the people only know B+ trees. The joke is a technical database reaction to someone using an overly simplistic tree structure while ignoring more advanced storage concepts.
bald cartoon man / лысый мультяшный мужчинаcampfire / костёрflames / языки пламениgreen bushes / зелёные кустыtrees / деревьяred shirt / красная рубашкаblue pants / синие брюкиpurple pants / фиолетовые брюкиwooden log / деревянное бревноseated people / сидящие людиsmall child / маленький ребёнокoutstretched arm / вытянутая рукаblue sky / голубое небоcartoon panels / мультяшные панели
- @profunctor_io / 2437 2019-06-30
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- image
- Size
- 600×627 · 52.2 KiB
- Mood
- technical absurdity
- Language
- en
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