Girlfriend Requirements Breathing

So what do you do for work? I'm a software developer. Boyfriend Requirements Good manners Wants kids Good teeth Steady job So how do you feel about animals? Oh, I'm a BIG animal lover! Girlfriend Requirements Breathing

A four-panel comic shows a couple on a date discussing work and animals. The man has several detailed boyfriend requirements, while the woman’s only requirement for a girlfriend is “Breathing,” making the punchline an exaggerated contrast about low standards and hypocrisy. It is commonly shared as a reaction to someone accepting almost anyone as a partner.

• @profunctor_io / 2381 2019-06-20